Thursday, February 21, 2008

Something to strive for

Star Magazine put together the perfect face for a man and woman using the results of a survey by Beverly Hills plastic surgeons.

The perfect male is a combo of Daniel Craig's eyes, Leonardo DiCaprio's nose, Matt Damon's lips, Christian Bale's jaw and John Stamos' hair.

The perfect female face consists of Katie Holmes' eyes, Katherine Heigl's nose, Keira Knightleys cheeks, Jessica Simpson's hair and Angelina Jolie's lips.

Our world isn't just sick, it's a festering rotten mess. Ungh, another good reason for anti-depressants.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

yuk! disgusting faces

3:58 AM  
Blogger Michelle's Spell said...

Hey Tui,

God, what pictures, huh?! Yikes! I'm not crazy about how I look, but I think I'll stick with it for now. Too Frankensteiny to go to something else, yes? Tried lots of anti-anxiety stuff, but not anti-depressants. Like all writers, I don't worry about how vats of alcohol or other drugs will affect my work, but God forbid a single Prozac! Stupid, I know . . .

10:02 AM  
Blogger Erik Donald France said...

Well, composite man looks better than composite woman, in all honesty. Either way, plastic surgeon nightmare and disaster.

Hope all's well your way. Living naturally in Detroit (ha) . . .

12:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Candide said: the best of all possible faces!

7:44 AM  
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10:06 PM  
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10:07 PM  
Blogger IVY said...

I think the man looks awful and the woman looks good, even a little bit like britney spears... wierd. why would they pick katie holmes EYES? bizzare picks.

i like mary kate olson. i have her eyes and people say i look like her and have her haunted look and i'm happy with that although i wish i had long hair now that i just cut it shorter. Stupid celebrity culture makes you want to look like somebody else every day. You look for a celebrity that kind of resembles you and then you mourn the differences. I'm tired of it!!!
pps. dont know who katherine heigle is but the nose is ugly./..also i wouldnt even think about dating that guy he is so bad. this is what HOLLYWOOD thinks? I dont get it at all.. they didnt even consider borrwowing anything from marilyn monroe or the beauties of the past? There is too much beauty to pick from yet they created something UGLY!! THat's what pisses me off so fucking much from this experiment. my only guess is they wanted to sabotage it and make the people ugly

10:11 PM  
Blogger tui said...

Ivy, Katherine Heigl is that blond chick from Grey's Anatomy.

They made the composite with the celeb features that are most asked for by plastic surgery patients.

12:10 AM  
Blogger J said...

If I were cursed with either face, I'd consider plastic surgery.

11:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the chick would look ok, save for the diamond cutter cheeks and the monsterous jolie lips. i dont care what anyone says, mouth and lips that big is gross. and the dude looks like a fucking transgendered freak with an overgrown head. weird.

11:11 PM  

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