Friday, December 05, 2008

Meow



I woke up to the sound of glass shattering.

My boyfriend was already standing at the open window. It's hot now, and we sleep with the windows wide. The pussy cat can jump in and out that way too, which saves me being his door attendant through the night.

Then the alarms went off. The corner store we live above was being broken into. I lay very still, listening.

My boyfriend had woken up to them arguing outside. There were three of them, one sensible, who thought it was a shit idea.

"What are you, are fucking pussy?" The other (non-pussy?) said. That was enough, of course. Boys.

My boyfriend closed the windows against the alarm, after watching them run off down the street.

The police arrived 5 minutes later, and stood around outside. The alarm switched off.

There was a thump at the window and a distinctly feline shriek as the cat rebounded off the glass. His attempt at jumping through not as successful as usual. Shit. I jumped out of bed, flung open the window and peered out, blind without my contacts.

"Puss? Puss puss?"

"Do you know that cat?" The police megaphoned up.

"Uh... yes?"

"Well okay then." He sounded almost disappointed.

The robbers got away with $200 worth of cigars and an adrenalin rush. The pigs haven't caught them yet. And probably won't. If they'd circled the block after getting my boyfriend's description of them, maybe. But the cop who (very slowly) took the details barely looked old enough to drive. He wasn't the sharpest knife in the draw, that one.

My theory is drunken boys on the way home, no ciggies and the shop was shut.

This area is flash, things like that are rare. But the recession is winding people up, and with Christmas coming, it's probably just the beginning.

8 Comments:

Blogger Erik Donald France said...

Yes, these days globally, it's probably just the beginning.

Good beans, Tui.

9:59 PM  
Blogger Evie said...

Are you *sure* your cat was not part of the gang? :)

1:49 AM  
Blogger Nicey said...

Likewise you seem to be on my sort of planet, I to will be back. nice one and keep on doing what ya keep on doing.....
Laters

Nicey

2:56 PM  
Blogger tui said...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1093194/Frankie-feline-exposed-cat-burglar-stealing-toys-neighbours-homes.html

t

3:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I miss your writing.

Please continue to update us..

B

10:40 PM  
Blogger ruhi said...

want to say a few things to u. iv read ur blog since the first to the last in these past 7 hrs. i love ur writing. but i was SO SO SO BIG TIME happy wen i saw that u started blogging less and less and ur sentences grew from completely unrelated bits of info(which were very honest) to really well written meaningful passages. dont get me wrong here but i was happy for ur weaning away from drugs and smiled to myself. i was so happy that i cudve cried. wen u reverted bak to drugs....i dunno wat to say n ur new boyfrend who fixes "amazing things " for u...i really am confused. if n only if u want to stop using drugs to be happy having a person who doesnt do drugs would be a very important step. il pray to god for u today....i seriously seriously will.

7:07 AM  
Blogger Michelle's Spell said...

Hey tui,

Glad to see you're back! Sorry about the evil break-in. Hope you have a great holiday!

12:48 PM  
Blogger Dying4Something2Live4 said...

Merry Christmas!!

-Kelley

11:56 AM  

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