Friday, January 15, 2010

Splastic


Heidi's breasts are DDD now, and according to her, still not big enough.

Heidi Montag looks... like her plastic surgeon should be sued. The aim of cosmetic surgery, I'd always thought, was to improve unfortunate features, straighten the wonk, downsize the chunk, even the oddities. Instead, this surgeon took a naturally pretty young girl and turned her into something monstrous.

I've never been much of a fan of Heidi Montag (or Spencer Pratt), their desperation for fame via any means, and irritating religious fervour, but now I feel genuinely sorry for Heidi. She was never a supermodel, but she was pretty in an all-American way, with a fantastic figure. Now she's a bargain-bin version of Barbie, and it only cost her 30k.

If that surgeon is proud of his handy work, he's demented. If I were him, I'd be in hiding.

I hope she never realizes what she's lost, because it's too late now. Poor Heidi.

The photo below is older, of Heidi in her prime.

Bye!

4 Comments:

Blogger Erik Donald France said...

Ghastly. Though the parting picture, not so much. Hard-wiring, I suppose.

9:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heidi in her prime is preferable.

Never could figure out why women do the implant thing or for that matter why guys think its so great when they know they are fake.

10:48 AM  
Blogger Michelle's Spell said...

Hey Tui,

Yeah, she looks a lot older now as a result of all the surgery. One would think that you'd best save that painful bullshit for when one really needed it! But alas, she seems like a lost soul. Her husband might, however, actually be one of Satan's minions. (not smart enought to actually be Satan)

4:13 PM  
Anonymous Shaun said...

good to see your still writing...

shaun

5:24 PM  

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