I'd break his fingers so he doesn't have anything left to pop! I have a co-worker that used to click pens and it was like finger nails on a chalkboard. One day not only had I had enough but everyone in the office had it! So when he wasn't looking, I hijacked every last pen that clicked and hid them. He just couldn't figure out what happened to them! I should have left a ransom note!
My bad habit is that I talk too loud. I call it my "daycare voice". Most people think it's offensive though but it's like I tell people all the time. . ."the good lord put me on this earth as a bitch and he'll take me out as one!"
Keep on tapping too dark! Until someone puts tape on my mouth, my grill will continue to run!
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don't we all have habits that cause others to cringe?
I'd break his fingers so he doesn't have anything left to pop! I have a co-worker that used to click pens and it was like finger nails on a chalkboard. One day not only had I had enough but everyone in the office had it! So when he wasn't looking, I hijacked every last pen that clicked and hid them. He just couldn't figure out what happened to them! I should have left a ransom note!
i tap on my mouse all day.. sometimes louder then others.. i dont really have anyone in ear shot range.. but who knows who i'm driving banannas..
My bad habit is that I talk too loud. I call it my "daycare voice". Most people think it's offensive though but it's like I tell people all the time. . ."the good lord put me on this earth as a bitch and he'll take me out as one!"
Keep on tapping too dark! Until someone puts tape on my mouth, my grill will continue to run!
i stand on my desk, drop my pants, and sing Silent Night in German, every hour on the hour.
I've been trying to stop cracking my knuckles since the fifth grade.
Kick his Ass.
Throw a stapler at his head...
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