Easter! Easter!

My teeth hurt just thinking about the chocolate to come. The cash came through, my bank account is plump. The weekend will be a dreamy blur. Already I have chocolate melted all over my fingers. An aching mouth. My ass is sore from my office chair. Too much work to get up. Lick teeth, wriggle ass, lick, wriggle. Fuck this. I'm going home. Happy easter you.